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This community was made to host the work of The Evil Twins (Pelirroja and Gryffinjack) and other authors. Most of what you will find are Harry Potter humor discussions, parodies, drabbles, fic and art challenges, and humorous HP fanfiction and fanart. Come, have a Butterbeer, and stay awhile!
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Jan. 30th, 2005 @ 09:50 pm Overhaul
I'm feelin':: busybusy
I'm getting my freak on to:: Usher
Ok guys, I think most of you have probably forgotten about this community, it's been a while, but things are slowly being dragged out of RL. We just did a major layout overhaul to sort of make things more readable, nothing fancy, just function. We'll be posting more (with hopefully some fics/art) soon. We're in the process of making some changes.

Any and all suggestions welcome.

Love,

The busy admins
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Cheers! (Drawing by Marta)
cow_girl_2003:
Aug. 30th, 2004 @ 05:11 pm Putting my Pimpsuit on....
Looking for a few funny fics? Here are two new ones from me:

You Never Even Call Me By My Name: Sirius Black offers to watch his young cousin, Nymphadora Tonks, one afternoon not realizing that he's bit off more than he can chew.

The Half Frog Prince: During the summer after his sixth year, Harry is forced to endure the wedding of the infamous Aunt Marge.

Please feel free to review. The Naughty Voice enjoys it muchly.

X-Posted to various other communities. If yours happens to be a journal that this spams, I apologize, but isn't it nice that we have so much in common? Maybe you should read the stories...
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Cartoonish Mol
mollymoon:
Aug. 6th, 2004 @ 04:06 am LycanMYSTIK
I'm feelin':: tiredtired
I'm getting my freak on to:: News on TV
Under each cut you will find the art of LycanMYSTIK.
Please keep in mind that though the subject material belongs to JKR, the art itself belongs to the artist alone. PN hosts this art with permission from the artist. If you wish to use this art for your own purposes, please contact the artist (not us!) and ask him/her.


Title: "Ghetto Fab"

Summary: Illustration for the Worst Remus Fic drabble by Churri, titled "Marauders in Da Dorm." (Description: Remus is chillin wit his homies and dey form DA MARAUDERS, da best wizard rap group eva. R/R!)

Warnings: None

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Remember that Any technical errors or art problems should be reported by emailing the maintainers at plotnefariously @ yahoo.com (remove spaces).
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island
tgd_monaco:
Aug. 6th, 2004 @ 01:17 am Red Scharlach
I'm feelin':: sleepysleepy
I'm getting my freak on to:: Virgin Radio UK

Under each cut you will find the art of Red Scharlach.

Please keep in mind that though the subject material belongs to JKR, the art itself belongs to the artist alone.  PN hosts this art with permission fro mthe artist.  If you wish to use this art for your own purposes, please contact the artist (not us!) and ask him/her.

 

Title: When Voldermort Meets.... Bakery Products??

Summary: "I am Lord Voldiemuffin!"

Warnings: None

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Title: Instant Poodle Charm

Summary: If you're planning on spending a full moon night at a friend's place, make sure that he doesn't know any Instant Poodle charms....

Warnings: None

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Title: How Moony Got His Name

Summary: Lupin finally hits the bottle and shows us all How Moony Got His Name.

Warnings: PG-13

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Title: On Inappropriate Fan Fic Relations

Summary: Remus explains to Pikachu that their love can never be or "These crossover relationships are always fraught with problems..."

Warnings: None

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Titile: When Good Rabbits turn Bad

Summary:  a new Potterish twist on a classic work of children's literature.

Warnings: None

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Title: Danse Macabre on Ice

Summary: Danse Macabre on Ice starring Professor Severus Snape and a fluffy pink towel...

Warnings: None

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Title: Something You Never Knew About Snape

Summary: When you stay out late drinking in Hogsmeade, beware. You may just find out Something You Never Knew About Snape...

Warnings: PG-13

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Title: Remus' New Job

Summary: Lupin's New Job- as a House Elf? Sorry, Remus...

Warnings: None

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Title: A Scene From the Sound of Music

Summary: A scene from The Sound of Magic, and guess who's playing the Julie Andrews role? Step forward, Severus....

Warnings: None

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Title: Saturday Night Quirell

Summary: Saturday Night Quirrel Featuring the Mirrorball of Erised!

Warnings: None

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Title: The Hogwarts Posse

Summary: The Hogwarts Posse Staring Harry "50 Knut" Potter 'n' his homies: Hermi G and the Notorious R.O.N.

Warnings: None

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Remember that Any technical errors or  art problems should be reported by emailing the maintainers at plotnefariously @ yahoo.com (remove spaces).

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Cheers! (Drawing by Marta)
cow_girl_2003:
Aug. 6th, 2004 @ 12:57 am Art Posts
I'm feelin':: productiveproductive
I'm getting my freak on to:: Roxy's Awesome Mix
Doc and I have gathered some stuff together to being our art hosting.
This is how it will work:

1. Each artist will have their own post with their name as the subject. They will be stored in memories for quick access.

2. When an artist that is currently archived here updates and/or submits a new piece, Doc or I will edit that new piece into that artist's ORIGINAL post. We will keep you all posted for updates in the user info, so check there often.

3. You will be able to review art in the comments section. Please keep the reviews positive, even when offering constructive critiques. If you DONT like something, that doesn't mean its bad art. The golden rule is that if you dont have something polite to say, dont say it at all.

4. Though the subject material belongs to JKR, the art itself belongs to the artist alone. PN hosts this art with permission from the artist. If you wish to use this art for your own purposes, (ex: icons) please contact the artist (not us!) and ask him/her.

Thanks guys, enjoy!
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Cheers! (Drawing by Marta)
cow_girl_2003:
Aug. 5th, 2004 @ 09:22 pm The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Women
I'm feelin':: naughtynaughty
I'm getting my freak on to:: Catch Me If You Can

Under the cut you will find "The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Women" By Pelirroja.

Summary: James Potter is having a bit of trouble realising that marriage is a partnership, and that honesty is the best policy.

Warnings:  The author has rated the story PG-13.

Content based complaints are not accepted. If you have a problem with one of the fics hosted here, click the back button and go somewhere else. Whining will get you no where, so don't bother. Any complaints such as "I don't like this, it isn't canon! Blah blah blah" will be posted on the "Wall of Shame" for all to laugh at, so please don't bother.

Any technical errors or fic problems should be reported by emailing the maintainers at plotnefariously @ yahoo.com (remove spaces).

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Cheers! (Drawing by Marta)
cow_girl_2003:
Aug. 4th, 2004 @ 08:10 pm User Manual for Remus J Lupin
I'm feelin':: determineddetermined
I'm getting my freak on to:: The Star Wars Theme Song

Under the cut you will find "User Manual for Remus J Lupin" By Luu Alita.

Summary: Congats on your purchase of the REMUS unit! Please read the User Manual so you can get the most out of your very own Defence Professor.

Warnings: None

Content based complaints are not accepted. If you have a problem with one of the fics hosted here, click the back button and go somewhere else. Whining will get you no where, so don't bother. Any complaints such as "I don't like this, it isn't canon! Blah blah blah" will be posted on the "Wall of Shame" for all to laugh at, so please don't bother.

Any technical errors or fic problems should be reported by emailing the maintainers at plotnefariously @ yahoo.com (remove spaces).

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Cheers! (Drawing by Marta)
cow_girl_2003:
Aug. 4th, 2004 @ 06:57 pm Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
I'm feelin':: listlesslistless
I'm getting my freak on to:: "Going Under"

Under the cut you will find "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" by Molly Moon.

Summary: Ah the joys of motherhood... Lily Potter is in her eighth month of pregnancy and is experiencing some very odd cravings. Dig in with Remus and Peter as they seek to placate the rumblings in her belly.

Warnings: This story has been rated PG-13 by the author. If you are under the age of 13, you should NOT click the cut bellow.

Content based complaints are not accepted. If you have a problem with one of the fics hosted here, click the back button and go somewhere else. Whining will get you no where, so don't bother. Any complaints such as "I don't like this, it isn't canon! Blah blah blah" will be posted on the "Wall of Shame" for all to laugh at, so please don't bother.

Any technical errors or fic problems should be reported by emailing the maintainers at plotnefariously @ yahoo.com (remove spaces).

 

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Cheers! (Drawing by Marta)
cow_girl_2003:
Aug. 2nd, 2004 @ 07:21 pm Ahoy plotters
I'm feelin':: deviousdevious
I have several parody and humour bunnies going through my brain. Given my frustrations at work of not having computers I want to write humour at the moment and not drama. Theatre frustrations including having charriot marks over my toes leads to this as well. So for the question at hand. Which bunny gets fed first:

1) Ginny's Weasley's college application.

2) The boy's have their shipping woes out ( guys version of What's a Fandom Girl to Do? )

3) A Lily and James animagi story I can't give away they end to, but I promise it will be good.

4) A Day in the Life of Molly Weasley circa 1985. ( Think about life with all those kids running around. )


Popular vote wins. Whatever choice has the most votes by Friday, I'll write.
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Pel
pelirroja_ljc:
Jul. 31st, 2004 @ 09:21 pm A Very Harry Cliche
I'm feelin':: excitedexcited
I'm getting my freak on to:: These Boots are Made for Walkin'

Under the cut, you will find ivy & Gracie's story, A Very Harry Cliche. 

Summary: What do you get when an American witch named Mary Sue visits Hogwarts, Severus Snape is bewitched by the new DADA teacher, and everyone sails on the wrong ships? You get A Very Harry Cliche! A parody, inspired by the Forum thread "Fanfiction Cliches."

Warnings: none

Content based complaints are not accepted. If you have a problem with one of the fics hosted here, click the back button and go somewhere else. Whining will get you no where, so don't bother. Any complaints such as "I don't like this, it isn't canon! Blah blah blah" will be posted on the "Wall of Shame" for all to laugh at, so please don't bother.

Any technical errors or fic problems should be reported by emailing the maintainers at plotnefariously @ yahoo.com (remove spaces).

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Cheers! (Drawing by Marta)
cow_girl_2003: